A green sexy morning anyone?

Simoney Kyriakou

Simoney Kyriakou

On approaching the table, grapevine was greeted by the sight of two long strips of carrot peel placed daintily on the chinaware.

“I’ve just had a green sexy”, the PR enthused, adding that this referred to a healthy, carrot-peel decorated morning smoothie, not a new venture capital trust that meets the chancellor’s new tax measures.

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