You may feel a little prick

The Lang Cat, the platform consultancy set up by Mark Polson, has never been known to take itself too seriously.

So it proudly announced its new recruits last week. One appointment is Shona McCowan, as Mark Polson’s PA. According to the press release: “Shona’s main task will be to stroke Mark’s already-inflated ego and keep him out of mischief, and/or prison. Shona joins from a seven-year stint at Aegon UK... The Lang Cat has agreed to fund an experimental medical treatment to expunge Shona’s memory of her recent work experiences.”

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